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NikJ
05-05-01, 04:40 PM
Saw this on Ultimate Dressage, Time for our new names.....

P.S. this is not the best way to name a horse
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Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. Here is your dose... Follow the instructions to find your funny name. The following is an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants", by Dave Pilkey. The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names.

Lest we take ourselves too seriously, take a moment to find your new name and wear it with humor for the day...

Use the third letter of your first name to determine your NEW first name:
>
> a = stinky
> b = lumpy
> c = buttercup
> d = gidget
> e = crusty
> f = greasy
> g = fluffy
> h = cheeseball
> i = chim-chim
> j = poopsie
> k = flunky
> l = ******
> m = pinky
> n = zippy
> o = goober
> p = doofus
> q = slimy
> r = loopy
> s = snotty
> t = falafel
> u = dorkey
> v = squeezit
> w = oprah
> x = skipper
> y = dinky
> z = zsa-zsa
>
Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your NEW last name:
>
> a = diaper
> b = toilet
> c = giggle
> d = bubble
> e = girdle
> f = barf
> g = lizard
> h = waffle
> i = cootie
> j = monkey
> k = potty
> l = liver
> m = banana
> n = rhino
> o = burger
> p = hamster
> q = toad
> r = gizzard
> s = pizza
> t = gerbil
> u = chicken
> v = pickle
> w = chuckle
> x = tofu
> y = gorilla
> z = stinker
>
Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your NEW last name:
>
> a = head
> b = mouth
> c = face
> d = nose
> e = tush
> f = breath
> g = pants
> h = shorts
> i = lips
> j = honker
> k = butt
> l = brain
> m = tushie
> n = chunks
> o = hiney
> p = biscuits
> q = toes
> f = buns
> s = fanny
> t = sniffer
> u = sprinkles
> v = kisser
> w = squirt
> x =humperdinck
> y = brains
> z = juice
>
Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts. Go figure.

Clinton's new name is Poopsie Liverchunks.

coutesy of Buttercup Burgerchunks alias NikJ

Little Jonnie HOWARD is Cheeseball Burgerhead

And Pauline's is Dorkey Diaperfanny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Your turn

Deb (Guest)
06-05-01, 12:02 AM
Okay I was game......:-)
Mine is Lumpy Cootiefanny........:o

!!! (Guest)
06-05-01, 02:21 AM
Oh, this is fun. Perhaps you should post it on the other forum where the owner of that forum would find that his new name is Loopy Girdlesniffer.

micarter (Guest)
06-05-01, 02:47 AM
Buttercup Diapersniffer. :D

!!! (Guest)
06-05-01, 04:14 AM
Recognise your nastiness immediately goober burger brains

friend (Guest)
06-05-01, 04:26 AM
hi from lumpy cootielips

Shirley Clifford (Guest)
06-05-01, 06:40 AM
OK..so I'm Chim-chim Liverbreath but I can live with that, since the slightly more famous (and slightly better horsewoman) Isabell Werth comes up as Stinky Girdlenose.

me and me (Guest)
06-05-01, 07:38 AM
how ridiculous!
dinky burgerchunks lmao

Waterstar (Guest)
06-05-01, 12:31 PM
That's Miss Loopy Diaper-nose to you, thank you!

Carola
07-05-01, 01:07 AM
Well, this throws a different light on everything, doesn't it?
My mother, Buttercup Pottyface won't talk to me for the rest of the day and thinks I am ready to be locked up.
Anyway, have a nice day all,
yours truly,
Loopy Bubblebrain

AP (Guest)
07-05-01, 01:39 AM
this is ridiculous, un-mature and very funny.
yours always,
Crusty Gizzard-Buscuit

Farrago (Guest)
07-05-01, 03:18 AM
over and out !

dinky and loopy diapersniffer

dollyd (Guest)
07-05-01, 03:26 AM
Well meet me, ****** Diaperpants and my husband is the lovely Crusty Diapertushie
:-):-)

Lynette (Guest)
07-05-01, 07:47 AM
Hello from Dinky Gigglehiney

Lot's of fun - I'll have to start renaming everyone at work now.

Bonnie (Guest)
07-05-01, 09:10 AM
I'm really not impressed with my new name ............. Lumpy Girdlebutt!!!!!!!!!! :P ... married to Squeezy Girdlebutt and our daughter's name is Zippy Girdlebutt!!!! hahaha

DG
07-05-01, 10:27 AM
How delightfully childish this is!! :D

Lots of love from Snotty Gigglebrain and her faithful Lumpy Cootie XXXXXOOOOXXXX :7

Shahron (Guest)
07-05-01, 12:52 PM
I cop Stinky Banana-Tush - aaaaahhh!
And I thought my real name was bad; think I'll stop complaining....

Sue from Auckland (Guest)
08-05-01, 04:32 AM
Zsa-Zsa Diaper-Tush says hi :-)

SNH (Guest)
08-05-01, 04:38 AM
Well I got Zsa-Zsa Chicken-sniffer.

Anna_TAS (Guest)
08-05-01, 04:50 AM
Well I get 'Zippy Gizzard-Sniffer'
And my boyfriend gets 'Lummpy Girdle-Pants'
:7 :D

Flocky
08-05-01, 05:11 AM
*grins*

Mine is Buttercup Cootie Tush... hmmm...

think my real name is better!! *laughs*

Miss Roll (Guest)
08-05-01, 05:36 AM
OOHHH mine is the worst!!!

STINKY COOTIE PANTS !!!

My littlest foal is - Stinky Banana Buns - thats sooo cute!!

Ali (Guest)
08-05-01, 06:33 AM
Chim-Chim Chicken-Shorts!
Wow! I like it better than my real name!

HorsieGal
08-05-01, 07:54 AM
LOL!!! This is great!! Although I must say i'm annoyed to be stuck wit no first name!!!!

Yours Truly,

****** Diaper Fanny

HorsieGal
08-05-01, 07:57 AM
Somehow "Olympic Gold Medallist Flunky Diaper Pants" just doesnt have quite the same ring to it!!!

sharan (Guest)
08-05-01, 10:31 AM
hi i game for a day mine is stinky gigglehead ,funny it seems to suit quite well.

Tam (Guest)
08-05-01, 11:15 AM
We're proud of our new names My Daughter is Falafel, my son is Dinky, my husband is Cheeseball Cootie Fanny. Pleased to meetcha.

Pinky Cootie Fanny

Hunter (Guest)
09-05-01, 02:11 AM
Another Buttercup Cootie-tush here. I'm about to get on my trusty steed Snotty Potty-sniffer and ride into the sunset with my faithful terriers Greasy Cootie-tush (I really MUST give him a bath and some flea-powder) and Poopsie Diaper-hiney (oops can you tell she's not fully house-trained?)