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StElmosFire
03-02-12, 12:07 PM
WORDS OF WISDOM TO MAKE YOU SMILE:

Love is grand!
Divorce is a hundred grand.

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I am in shape.
Round is a shape.
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Time may be a great healer,
But it's a lousy beautician.

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Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.


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Even if you are on the right track,
You'll get run over if you just sit there.


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An optimist thinks this is the best possible world.
A pessimist fears this is true.

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There will always be death and taxes;
However, death doesn't get worse every year.

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In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday.

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I am NOT overweight
I am a nutritional overachiever.

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A day without sunshine is like night.

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It's frustrating when you know all the answers,
But nobody bothers to ask you the questions.


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The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time,
but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.

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Brain cells come and brain cells go,
But fat cells live forever.

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Age doesn't always bring wisdom.
Sometimes it comes alone. (Doesn't it just!)

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Life not only begins at forty,
It also begins to show.

rmjens
03-02-12, 12:53 PM
Ouch! Some of those are a bit close to home!

Rosinante
03-02-12, 07:43 PM
Thanks for sharing SEF. Some classic lines there :D

dilutesrule
03-02-12, 07:50 PM
SEF thank you so much for the last one......I feel so much more comfortable about turning 40 now...........not!! hehe

bellette
03-02-12, 10:21 PM
"Nutritional Overachiever".:D I'm good at something ,then.

Muzziet
04-02-12, 07:46 AM
I'm with you bellette :D:D